Towels ***

Here are the options for small hand towels:

1. For After Sex
2. Happy Fisherman
3. Ashes to Ashes Dust to Dust if It Wasn't for Women Your Ding Dong Would Rust
4. Old Golfers Never Die
5. Old Bowlers Never Die They Just Lose Their Balls

These towels each offer a humorous or thematic statement, making them a fun choice for various purposes.